i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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Anonymous asked:

Zero to six (:

Zero - Who was your last text from?
My brother.

One - What/who is your icon?

It’s just a woman picking up flowers from a flower stand. I really love flowers.

Two- Your relationship status?

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Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?

Two years ago and it was for the best. 

Four - What is your current mood?

So shit.

Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?

Tom.

Six - Where do you wish you were right now?

In some isolated mountain lodge, sitting by a fireplace and isolated from the rest of humanity.